Yes. Amber heard and I are getting pretty serious.

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via humorking)

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

(via pairr-a-diceee)

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse

(Source: zodiacbaby, via trippylightsandravemusic)

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

(via humorking)